Gotta love this one. An 83 year old man in NY decided he wasn't thrilled with the care he was receiving at a local hospital, so he decided to check himself out. That's when he realized he'd need a ride home. Rather than call and wait on a cab or ride share, he just decided he'd jack an ambulance that had it's keys in it. He and the ambulance were found a short time after at a 7-11. He's currently back in the hospital undergoing a psychiatric evaluation and facing a charge of grand larceny lol.